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23

Jul

ifiwereblue:

Prenda VII by napoleoman

workbitchs:

@TyraBanks: “Britney Fierce @britneyspears @phvegas”

dunsanian:


Henry Herring - Running Diana

dunsanian:

Henry Herring - Running Diana

arjuna-vallabha:

Artemis

(Source: domus-aurea2)

ileftmyheartindixie:

Found this today while looking for the halter my horse mysteriously managed to slip

ileftmyheartindixie:

Found this today while looking for the halter my horse mysteriously managed to slip

(Source: wayfaringblonde)

(Source: cockkkkkkkk)

(Source: weheartit.com)

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?
Steve Maraboli  (via terrible)

(Source: psych-facts)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

timkarinn:


I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

timkarinn:

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

(Source: humoristics)

hanq0ver:

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hanq0ver:

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(Source: 50bestphotos)

skinnygirlfit:

toneyourbody:

myfitness-app:

Workout buddies come in all sizes.

he looks a little worried 

“fuc- it’s getting faster-runrunrunrunrunshitshitshitshitshit”